"We could have had it all Dexter"

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miss-pardonmytits:

Lila rolled her eyes, fixing her posture and sitting correctly in her seat. “Then in that case, maybe he wants us to have a beer together. Or talk.” Or maybe he’s just as sick as I am of you being a self-righteous twat.

Deb cracked her window. She drove in silence for a moment. 

"Did he say what we’re picking up? He just told me furniture." 

She took a sip of her drink and then sat it back into the cup holder. 

"Nope," Lila replied simply. "He just told me ‘something’."  She looked at the drink Debra set down into the cup holder, "What’s that you’re drinking?"

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futuextexipsum:

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Lila let out a sigh that sounded like relief as she spoke, “No.” She lowered her gun all the way.

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"I’m Ellie." The woman offered to the other. She looked alright, and not many women are hunters so that was safe. Ellie, if she had to, could defend herself. She was very capable.

”..Lila.” The woman was obviously younger than her, but more than likely built stronger. Lila was never that strong and rather thin. But then again direct violence and confrontation wasn’t her weapon of choice. “Are you alone?”

drugsdealingbabe:

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Lila laughed slightly, running her fingers through her hair, “No I don’t.” She leaned back against the wall, “Why, what are you in for? Did you rob a bank?” Lila raised her eyebrow at Vause.

Alex snorted at the idea of her robbing a bank. “Is that what I look like? A bank robber? No, I worked for an international drug cartel, basically a drug dealer..I was an importer.” 

"Ooh, drugs busted you too huh?" Not that drugs were the real reason Lila was here, it was arson and manslaughter..but she didn’t need to know that. "No, it’s not that you look like a bank robber, you just look like a woman such as myself: One who enjoys excitement,"  Lila smirked. "And I hear robbery can give you quite the rush."

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a thread where the muses go on a road trip and they have to keep stopping in random places to fuck bc they’ve made a game out of teasing the other incessantly (◕‿◕✿)

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"Oh yes, people love me here. White girl AND British?" She made a sarcastic ‘psshh’ sound as she flicked her wrist. "But I’m afraid you’ll be stuck with me for about 4 or 5 years, that is unless you’re getting out next week or something." Lila raised an eyebrow implying…

Lila laughed slightly, running her fingers through her hair, “No I don’t.” She leaned back against the wall, “Why, what are you in for? Did you rob a bank?” Lila raised her eyebrow at Vause.

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"Do they know about you?"

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           ”I’m actually not sure. I haven’t spoke very much to some of them but you never know.”

Lila nodded in understanding. “Well if you get a chance, can you tell Mendez to stop being a bloody sod?” Lila joked. Again only half a joke.

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            “Telling him to stop being a prick would be nice but he would end up punching me.”

"Oh come on," Lila nudged his shoulder, "You can take him."

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"I’m Brit-Bitch," Lila stated simply, giving a sarcastic ‘I-love-that-name’ smile. She was of course referring to the new nickname she was branded with as she threw her things on her bunk. "However I also go by West if ‘Brit-Bitch’ doesn’t suit your fancy," she plopped…

"Oh yes, people love me here. White girl AND British?" She made a sarcastic ‘psshh’ sound as she flicked her wrist. "But I’m afraid you’ll be stuck with me for about 4 or 5 years, that is unless you’re getting out next week or something." Lila raised an eyebrow implying the question ‘How long you got?’.

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"Aw, my hero," Lila replied sarcastically. "Come on now, at least let me in on some juicy CO gossip," she smiled.

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              “I actually don’t know anything about some of the COs to be honest.”

"Do they know about you?"

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           ”I’m actually not sure. I haven’t spoke very much to some of them but you never know.”

Lila nodded in understanding. “Well if you get a chance, can you tell Mendez to stop being a bloody sod?” Lila joked. Again only half a joke.

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aequitashunter:

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Lila chuckled at her comment,”I think it looks good that way.” She smiled holding out her hand, “I’m Lila, I am from here. Where are you from exactly?”

A strand of hair was twirled with a finger,”Well I guess I should wear…

"Hmm I suppose so." Lila shrugged, "Although I must say I LOVE the states. The heat in Miami is to die for," she gushed. "It doesn’t get as sunny here."

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nonquiegoeram:

Women… always reacting like that. “Then fine. Let’s just drop it.” He smiled at her, leaning back

"Fine. Let’s." Lila sighed, walking away to sit on the bed.

He sighed and rolled his eyes, “Great… Awesome.” He muttered for himself, not moving.

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Lila looked at the back of his head. Seeing he wasn’t really changing his mind she got up and innocently placed her chin on his shoulder from behind. “Pleeease?” She asked sweetly, (emphasizing her British accent that most people couldn’t help but love) leaning her head against his.

drugsdealingbabe:

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"Hey." Lila gave a small smile and looked around the bunk, holding her things. She pointed to the bunk opposite of the inmate. "My side I presume?"

Alex closed the book, her finger between the pages so she could resume her reading. “Unless you want to cuddle.” She chuckled. “Yes, that’s yours. I’m Vause.” 

"I’m Brit-Bitch," Lila stated simply, giving a sarcastic ‘I-love-that-name’ smile. She was of course referring to the new nickname she was branded with as she threw her things on her bunk. "However I also go by West if ‘Brit-Bitch’ doesn’t suit your fancy," she plopped onto the edge of her bed, still facing Vause.

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"Well," Lila looked down at their hands, "For one thing you could stay in London..then," She looked up at Callie, "You could stay with me."

"I wouldn’t pay your way and I…

Lila laughed ironically and looked down, “Probably not..” She let her eyes meet Callie’s again, “Look..If you’re really going to leave..At least let me buy you another ticket and take you to your plane. At least let me say goodbye this time.”

Eyebrow rising inquisitively, Callie peered at Lila.

"I’ll be honest, that was the last thing I was expecting you to say," she said with a shake of her head. "You know, if you try to put a bunch of expectations on people, they’re always going to want to run away. It’s like a animal in a trap. I’m still technically here another week but I DO have to go back or things start to look really friggin suspicious."

"I know..I don’t want you to but I know.." Lila looked at her, her eyes asking for sympathy, "We don’t have to spend the whole week together if you don’t want to, as long as I can say goodbye and see you off." Lila gave a half smile, the kind of smile you give a friend when they don’t know they’ve hurt you. Not an ounce of her devious ways cracking the mask, she had a plan of course..Callie wouldn’t get far..she was going to need Lila very very soon.